"Talking About Abortion Made Me An Abortion Addict"

Rio: Last night's Dail debate on abortion legislation was eagerly awaited and became quite spirited.

This is where it'll lead: Abortion Rave In England

Ministers Organise Sale Of Work To Raise Funds For Bondholder Payments

Rio: Irish government ministers, always at the forefront of fundraising activities, have been forced into the embarrassing position of having to organise a monster Sale of Work in order to fund  payments to bondholders.

Come Along And Support Your Bondholders

Enda Kenny To Receive Marcéhal Pétain European Of The Year Award From Grateful Germans Tonight

Rio: Tonight, in Germany, Taoiseach Enda Kenny will receive his well deserved, European of the Year award from some top ranking Germans.

 

Enda Kenny. Just One In A Long Line Of True Europeans

Fine Gael: Every Child Matters, (Other than pikeys and yokes like that)

Rio: Fine Gael launched their Every Child Matters campaign today in support of a yes vote in the children's rights referendum.

This One Matters

Kenny Supports Tallaght Hospital Overdraft: "Yiz Know It Makes Sense Lads"

Rio: Taoiseach Enda Kenny has come out in support of Tallaght Hospital in its plan to keep the hospital open by getting a multi million euro bank overdraft.

Wait a minute...Kenny Time!

UK: Destruction of the NHS? Look over there! Is that a naked rich man?

Rio: Following Prince Harry's 'Naked Romp' in Vegas last week, where pictures of same appeared all over international  news websites, British politicians and future experts are saying they expect more 'Naked Cavortings' to come to light in the near future.

Important News

Rape Expert Politicians Find 'Friendly Rape' Can Be Fun

Rio: The ongoing Conference of Rape Experts in Rio has announced its first agreed finding this morning.

Potential Real Rape Victim