Wednesday, 30 May 2012

Michael Noonan: Sunshine Moratorium Until Certainty Is Restored

Rio: Michael Noonnan announced a moratorium on sunshine today in the run up to the referendum on the Fisting Treaty.
Michael Noonan Gets Fisty

Thursday, 10 May 2012

Alan Shatter: IPSC Cyberbullying Caused Me To Marry My Own Twin Sister

Rio: Alan Shatter, in a press release today, confessed that he, like Dervish, has been the victim of cyberbullying at the hands of the IPSC.
The Twins After Their Re Attachment Op

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Uncertainty And Instability Kills 12 In Cork And Kerry

Rio: The death toll in the Cork and Kerry Uncertainty Epidemic is expected to rise in the coming days, Taoiseach Enda Kenny said today. In an attempt to stem the panic spreading across the country since people began to die in Munster this week, the Taoiseach addressed the nation.
The Uncertain Dead Laid Out On The Roof Of The English Market