Harvard Research Team Discovers Person Who Gives A Shit About Republican Presidential Nomination

Rio: A Harvard research team, which had been working on a project to find intelligent life in the Capitol Hill area of Washington D.C., stumbled upon a find that has thrown all previously held beliefs of the scientific community, into disarray.

Capitol Hill Where Coelacanth And Chester Were Found

Enda Kenny Urges Yes Vote In Austerity Treaty Referendum: "Europeans Will Laugh At Us Otherwise And That'd Be Terrible Altogether"

Rio: Taoiseach Enda Kenny, just before the ICTU vote on its recommendation regarding the Austerity Treaty, has appealed to Congress and the public at large to support the government by voting yes to ratify the treaty.

All Things European. Yes We Can!!

Water Charges: Mickey Meters To Be Installed By The End Of The Year

Rio: Irish Minister for Slobbering, Phil Hogan, revealed today that metering of water in Ireland will be more rigorous than previously expected.

Decorative Version Of Proposed Mickey Meter(Extra Charge Will Apply)

Bushjazzle: Could The Hairy Vagina Craze Actually Take Off?

Rio: We've all heard of some wacky things going on in the female nether regions of late but the latest craze that could be coming to a pubic area near you could be the final straw for women trying to keep up with naughty grooming trends.

Could this vision of normality become a thing of the past?

 

 

 

Breaking News: CIA Checks PornCrabCombo

Rio :Evidence has emerged this week that the CIA has joined the many millions, worldwide, who are using PornCrabCombo as their primary source of information and news.

The Shocking Truth:CIA Information Gathering

Enda Kenny Has Face Kicked Into The Future: Injuries Not Life Threatening

Rio: Taoiseach Enda Kenny was, again, rushed to hospital last night having sustained severe facial injuries.

Mr KKKenny Speaks From His Hospital Bed Today