Wednesday, 19 June 2013

Michelle Obama In Horrific Near-Drowning Incident

Michelle Obama was being treated last night in the Blackrock Clinic, a chic medical outlet in a leafy Dublin suburb with unparalleled views to the UK.  Sources close to the most important woman ever to have set foot on the island of Ireland, say that Mrs Obama is still being treated for shock but that the worst of the medical emergency is now behind her.
Mrs Obama goes down in a sea of Bono's love