Obama and Michael Morell Thank Gaddafi

Rio: In a joint statement, made at the White House this morning, President Obama and Acting Head of the CIA, Michael Morell, sent out a message of gratitude to Colonel Gaddafi.

Photo Of Colonel Gaddafi Issued to Every American Household

Tony Blair Found In Gadaffi's Tripoli Compound

Rio: Libyan forces seeking to overthrow Libyan leader, Colonel Gadaffi, got more than they bargained for, last night, when they managed to overrun his secure compound in Tripoli.

A Truly Contrite, Tony Blair, Today

Shock: Fine Gael Supports PornCrabCombo

Rio: PornCrabCombo was surprised to discover, today, that Fine Gael loves PornCrabCombo. A PornCrabCombo friend alerted us to the fact that she had posted some PornCrabCombo blogs on the Fine Gael Brussels Branch and UCD Young Fine Gael FB walls.

"I just thought they'd be interested in seeing the Fine Gael related news", the friend said. It seems they were interested as they've left these posts on their walls for several days.

Fine Gael Brussels Branch FB Wall In Support Of The 'Eat Cock, Live Free Program'

Gay Byrne: Why I Really Gave Up The Aras

Rio: In a heartbreaking, exclusive interview with Hello magazine, published today, Gay Byrne revealed the real reasons behind his decision not to run for the Presidency of Ireland. He wept,

Gay Byrne Being Taken Away

Nicolas Sarkozy: France Has No Problems, Financial Or Otherwise

Nicolas Sarkozy, Showing Where His Loyalities Lie

Rio: French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, launched a stinging attack on the world's media and international ratings agencies today, from the donkey pen in Angola where he is holidaying with his extremely beautiful wife, Carla. Angered by the rumours that France's credit rating is about to be downgraded and  rumours about the funding of one of France's best known financial institutions, Societe Generale, which have resulted in massive falls in the value of French banking shares, he screeched,

Irish Presidential Race: How Gay Is Too Gay?

Rio: The race for the Aras is hotting up. The candidate leading in the polls, Senator David Norris, has removed himself from consideration. An Taoiseach, Enda Kenny commenting yesterday on the controversial campaigns for and against Mr Norris, said,

"Look lads, yiz know me, I can come on strong with the Catholic Church. I'm a flippin' hero for feck's sake. Did yiz hear what I said to them? I said to them I says, 'Yiz can't rape our children. It's against the law now' If I can be that brave lads and say that to some fellas in dresses who have no actual power over anyone at all, then yiz can't argue with me over anything else.That fella David Norris is gone and good feckin' riddance. No, it had nothing to do with him being a manhole inspector. Sure didn't I welcome that President of America fella here, no problem? And he's feckin' black lads. Not pure breed, I grant ye but yiz wouldn't mistake him for me brother or anything. That's how liberal I am lads.  Let's be clear about this, I have no problem with filthy dungpushers whatsoever. David Norris is a liberal, humanitarian. Sure, I have no problem with that either lads. It's the fact that he's a bad man, writing letters in support of other butt buddies. That's bad, That means he was too gay. I have it on good authority that this was the outfit that Norris had already selected  for his inauguration,

Senator David Norris's Inauguration Outfit

David Cameron: No Riots In Tottenham

Rio: After a night of violent protest in Tottenham, British Prime Minister spoke to the media from his holiday home in Mogadishu.

"There's been a lot of talk about this next song, maybe, maybe too much talk. This song is not a rebel song, this song is Sunday Bloody Sunday"

He was whisked away from the podium that had been hastily erected on the backs of crouching, starving, (but Islamist), children and returned, apologetically, moments later.

"I am frightfully sorry about that. I thought I was speaking to the Mick youth contingent for a moment. In fact, I am speaking to my homeboys back in London, innit? I can confirm that there have been no riots in Tottenham, London. If there had been, I would of seen it man innit?

Mr Cameron Being Briefed On Matters Occurring In London Last Night