Ireland Grants Province Of Connaught To Shell

Rio: Minister for Duplicitous Rhetoric, Pat Rabbitte, today announced that he had made a democratic decision on the exploitation of Ireland's natural gas and oil resources off the West coast of the country. His decision came as a shock to many as he has been involved in heated exchanges with journalist, Fintan O'Toole, over the past number of days regarding Mr O'Toole's public denouncement of Mr Rabbitte's treatment of the issue of granting licences to oil exploration multinationals to exploit the Irish waters.

Mr Rabbitte Looking For Something A Little More Bouffant For His Press Conference This Morning

Qadaffi Considering Run For Irish Presidency

Rio: It has been revealed that Colonel Qadaffi is considering an invitation, by Micheal Martin, to run for the office of Irish President. It is understood, by PornCrabCombo, that in a late night phonecall to Qadaffi's hiding place in a US naval base, in Qatar, Mr Martin, Fianna Fail leader, gave assurances that Mr Qadaffi would run purely as an independent candidate and would not be associated with Fianna Fail in anyway.

Qadaffi Emerging From Nato Hammam Today

New Data: PornCrabCombo Gets The News To You 79 Million Times Faster Than The Sunday Independent!

Rio: New media data released today, reveals the shocking fact that micro, (but very high quality), news outlet, PornCrabCombo brings you the latest news 79 million times faster than the Sunday Independent. In an explosive, exclusive report, issued on the 16th of August, 2011, entitled, "Gay Byrne: The Real Reason I Gave Up The Aras", PornCrabCombo revealed the shocking truth behind Gay Byrne's decision not to run for the Presidency of Ireland. Gay Byrne claimed that after he had made some statements, critical of the EU and of its control of Ireland, he was visited and kidnapped by a horde of flying monkeys.

Gay Byrne Today

Obama and Michael Morell Thank Gaddafi

Rio: In a joint statement, made at the White House this morning, President Obama and Acting Head of the CIA, Michael Morell, sent out a message of gratitude to Colonel Gaddafi.

Photo Of Colonel Gaddafi Issued to Every American Household

Tony Blair Found In Gadaffi's Tripoli Compound

Rio: Libyan forces seeking to overthrow Libyan leader, Colonel Gadaffi, got more than they bargained for, last night, when they managed to overrun his secure compound in Tripoli.

A Truly Contrite, Tony Blair, Today

Shock: Fine Gael Supports PornCrabCombo

Rio: PornCrabCombo was surprised to discover, today, that Fine Gael loves PornCrabCombo. A PornCrabCombo friend alerted us to the fact that she had posted some PornCrabCombo blogs on the Fine Gael Brussels Branch and UCD Young Fine Gael FB walls.

"I just thought they'd be interested in seeing the Fine Gael related news", the friend said. It seems they were interested as they've left these posts on their walls for several days.

Fine Gael Brussels Branch FB Wall In Support Of The 'Eat Cock, Live Free Program'

Gay Byrne: Why I Really Gave Up The Aras

Rio: In a heartbreaking, exclusive interview with Hello magazine, published today, Gay Byrne revealed the real reasons behind his decision not to run for the Presidency of Ireland. He wept,

Gay Byrne Being Taken Away