Rio: The question on everyone's lips today is what do we get out of Obama's visit. Minister for Snideness, Michael Noonan, slithered today, "Let's be clear about this, we hope to get some huge global corporations to take jobs from American workers and give them to Irish workers, who'll work for less.
Long term, we hope to charge these corporations a reduced Corporation Tax of -25%, in that we'll give them a bonus of 25% of their profits. Stick that in yer pipe and smoke it Nicholas. In 10 years time, they'll up sticks, thereby devastating the local economy. It's the right way, the Irish way, the American way, the European way. And it works! Is feidir linn!!. Jaysus, I love Obama. Did yiz see his teeth?"
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