Rio: The Taoiseach announced a new job creation initiative today. At a, hastily called press conference today he said,
"Inspired by the Queen, we are announcing a new 'Eat Cock. Live Free' initiative. We will be issuing cock vouchers to every adult citizen within the next month. The beauty of this is that it is cost neutral.
It will create employment as those providing the cocks will be paid, on a voluntary basis, by the eaters. Their earnings will be subject to the Universal Social Charge.It's a win-win situation. We'd like to thank the Queen for the suggestion and our friends in the EU and the IMF for supporting it. I'd also like to thank Shell for everything."
There then followed a photo call where An Taoiseach ate Jean Claude Trichet's cock to much hilarity.
"Inspired by the Queen, we are announcing a new 'Eat Cock. Live Free' initiative. We will be issuing cock vouchers to every adult citizen within the next month. The beauty of this is that it is cost neutral.
It will create employment as those providing the cocks will be paid, on a voluntary basis, by the eaters. Their earnings will be subject to the Universal Social Charge.It's a win-win situation. We'd like to thank the Queen for the suggestion and our friends in the EU and the IMF for supporting it. I'd also like to thank Shell for everything."
There then followed a photo call where An Taoiseach ate Jean Claude Trichet's cock to much hilarity.
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